What woulda DO?

I don't know whats been going on in my world lately but my KIDS are even calling me out!!

Scene: Jackson, Mom, Saturday afternoon grocery shopping trip, (remember this is over 1/2 an hour away) AFTER Drive Thru trip to Wendys. ( Don't have drive through very often anymore) FULL CART AT WINCO!!

Jackson: Mom, I have to go poop.

Me: Can you hold it? Just a minute. Blah Blah Blah...Look at Jackson he HAS to go.

Go to last open lane, ask checker

Me: Can I leave this cart here? My son has to use the restroom.

Jackson: Yah, I got to go poop!!

Checker: Smile at Jackson....Sure.

20 minutes later...Still shopping...UH OH. Umm...Eating junk food after having it out of your system for a while! Killer!! Um...Almost done but I HAVE to go? What would you do?

Me: Can I leave this cart here? My son has to use the restroom AGAIN.

Checker: Look at Jackson

Jackson: NU UH!!! YOUW a Wiar Mommy! I dont have to go. I didnt say that!

Checker: Stares at me

Me: Laugh, Well we better go...just in case Smile....Die....Run to bano.




Scene: Church, in front of new Bishops office with whole family

Jacob: Picks up tithing envelope...Bishop, my mom took my tithing

Bish: Your mom took your tithing?

Jacob: Yeah, she said she'd pay me back.

Bish: Looks at me...Did you tell your mom thats the Lords money?

Me: UHHHH....Smile....Nothing to say....Chase after other kid down the hall...far away down the hall...Try not to laugh.

Think: Thanks Lord for those PICKLES. We really needed Jakes 4 tithing bucks for those pickles.

What would YOU do?